Random notions of the last 24 hours.

1) The pictures on a package of food NEVER resembles the contents.

2) I checked my pulse this morning after I got off the treadmill and I can't find it. I am not sure what to make of this yet.

3)Never pick a mushroom out of a hot pan with your fingers. Its like a hot pepperoni on the lip.

4)For every one nice check out girl at Wal Mart, there are 3 more waiting in the wings just salivating at the opportunity to "explain" how NOT to put a bag of dog food on the conveyor belt thingy.

5)There are two parking spots at the front of the store. One is marked handicapped and one is a regular parking spot. A gentlemen with a handicap sign pulls in to park, but takes the regular parking spot leaving the handicapped parking stall open. Has he not just parked in both of them, then? This happens to me alot. I think it is a test. I think the check out girl is behind all of this.

6) Why does my truck seem to run better after I take it through the car wash?

7) Freezing something doesn't mean it is invincible. Just like having 4 wheel drive doesn't mean you can climb Everest in a snow storm.

8) Reading something in print doesn't make it true.

9)The guy who thought of putting Heineken beer in that little keg shaped can was a genius. What a marketing marvel. Why can't they put water in stuff like that. What little imagination it takes to put water in a clear bottle. I mean you can carbonate pop and send men to the moon. Yet our water is sold in clear blue bottles.

10) I think Judge Judy should have a major role in running the government and finance. She is brilliant. I wish she was my friend.